I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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