Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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