haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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