Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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