Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
nutella sex= disaster
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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