when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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