Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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