we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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