ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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