Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
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