I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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