In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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