Do you still have your period?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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