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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Randomize
