your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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