): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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