Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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