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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.

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  You said that last year...

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again

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• (562): View more from California

  I bought something for you today. You'll love it.

  (909): View more from California

  What is it? Drugs?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.

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