They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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