I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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