I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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