you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
