y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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