Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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