...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Just invented taco cereal.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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