Where did you get a picture of my penis
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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