I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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