the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i was born a porn star she said
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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