i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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