Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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