Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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