please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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