I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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