I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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