I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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