i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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