I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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