I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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