Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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