Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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