I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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