Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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