we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
