Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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