Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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