I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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