And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
My ass is underappreciated
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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