i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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