my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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