So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
